Chris Pirillotwitter is the amazing restaurant under new management that now waters down drinks, swaps ingredients for cheaper alternatives, and constantly yells at staff in front of the customers
Austin
@austinfound
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A weirdo cyclist nerd in Houston. Recovering political operative
It’s especially galling when they blame weather conditions for this when the other airlines at the airport (United, Frontier, Spirit lol) are still flying without issue. I think that’s the kicker
I’m especially lucky I didn’t check any bags with them because the people who did have no way to retrieve them until some indeterminate date because they can’t get them off all the aircraft they loaded them onto
Southwest really torched all the good will they had with me yesterday/today. I know the weather is out of their control, but when you cancel over 50% of your flights and shrug at everyone you’ve stranded for 3-4 days I don’t know why I would do business with you again
Amyhey guys remember to like, rate, and follow me downstairs for a taste of fine amontillado sherry!!
FRO VOROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
SirEviscerate 
*phone rings*
SANTA: Hello, dear.
MRS. CLAUS: Where are you?
SANTA: Delivering gifts in, uh, Rome.
MRS. CLAUS: Oh, really? Because the NORAD Santa tracker says you've been at a titty bar in New Jersey for 3 hours.
Some covid zero-ism found it’s way to my timeline here and I had to nip that in the bud right away. Sorry, but mask mandates aren’t coming back no matter how much RSV/Flu/COVID is out there.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE[bernie sanders voice] i am once again asking you to please stop taking your dogs into busy retail shops the week before christmas
Dire Wolf 
When you lose a sock in the dryer, it gets reincarnated as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit anything.