Audrey Farnum

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I'm a blind attorney from Oklahoma. I enjoy rowing, skiing and pretty much anything I can do outside. This account is mostly sarcasm, nonsense and me talking about my chickens because I have officially become a crazy chicken lady. Chickens are the best.
Sums up my experience growing up
*laughs and laughs and laughs*
The neighbor's cat spent #Caturday with me so have a pic. i'm really not trying to steal someone else's cat but his choice is clear. He is spending more and more time at my house. He hung around for about 8 hours today, mostly napping on my couch. To be fair, it is a very comfy couch for napping. Last weekend, he showed up late right before I went to bed. He had been in a scuffle and showed up with the tip of his ear bleeding. I cleaned him up and he stayed overnight because I didn't want him to get into more trouble in case his combatant was still around. At what point do I just give up and steal this cat? He clearly feels safe here and his owners don't seem to give a shit about him. People suck. He is such a sweet boy. He deserves better.

Fifty Years of Hard-Won Rights Are on the Line: The Fight to Save Section 504

Published in support of the National Federation of the Blind's March 2026 call to action. There is a lawsuit moving quietly through the American legal system right now that could undo five decades of civil rights progress for tens of millions of disabled Americans. It is called Texas v. Kennedy, and if you haven't heard of it yet, that is exactly the problem.

https://blindaccessjournal.com/2026/03/fifty-years-of-hard-won-rights-are-on-the-line-the-fight-to-save-section-504/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Fifty Years of Hard-Won Rights Are on the Line: The Fight to Save Section 504

Published in support of the National Federation of the Blind’s March 2026 call to action. There is a lawsuit moving quietly through the American legal system right now that could undo five d…

What a time to be alive for terrible people with stupid ideas

🍀 Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀

Joe Strummer & The Pogues performing 'London Calling' live at the Town & Country Club, London, March 17, 1988

Rest in Peace Shane & Joe 💔🖤

#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegends #punkrockhistory

My Lyft driver was listening to terrible classic rock in the car and now I have a song I hate stuck in my head. Some rubbish by Black Sabbath. I don’t know the name of the song. I just know it’s popular for some reason and it sucks. Meh. Stupid brain. Stop fixating on songs that suck.
There came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my kitchen door. “
“'Tis some chicken,” I muttered, “tapping at my kitchen door—
Only this, and nothing more.”
For the first time in my life on Masto, I read alt text that made me wish the person hadn’t bothered. After a wordy post, they wrote in the alt text field something like, “I don’t really want to write alt text and train the AI for free, but okay, person holding a computer.” I’m going to assume they didn’t think about what a slap in the face this was to me, and possibly to anyone else who relies on alt text. 3 Times I started an acerbic reply and deleted it, but I’m still seething, so I’m asking anyone who is so disingenuous to just not bother; you’ll create less hard feelings that way.
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