God 
Thinking about sending a plague of gay locusts to chase DeSantis anytime he’s in public.
alunwylde
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Runner, Rugby nut & Brewery Field tannoy guy.
Jens ClasenThe German word "bitte" means "please".
Combined with other words, it means more:
Bittebitte! (expandable by as many "bitte" as you want) = Prettyplease!
Wie bitte? = Say what?
Bitteschön (literally: pleasenice) = There you are.
Bittesehr (pleasevery) = There you are.
Na, bitte! = Told you so.
Also bitte! = Stop that!
Aber bitte doch! = Go ahead!
Bitte was? = That's impossible.
WIE BITTE?! = ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!
Enjoy our language!
Richard LittlerPeople grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration
#TwitterMigration
Tîm Achub Mynydd Llanberis#Introduction time I guess! Thanks @jaz for the leg-up!
We're Llanberis Mountain Rescue Team, a group of volunteers ready to help walkers and climbers on and around #YrWyddfa (previously known as #Snowdon).
We are the busiest volunteer #mountainrescue team in the UK and possibly even Europe?
We were called out 237 times in 2021 which led to 170 deployments in all weathers.
Mike Galsworthy 🦣When following back people here, I’m noticing a lot of people haven’t posted anything yet.
If you can’t think of anything to write just yet, then do consider just reblogging (=retweeting!) good content that you see around. You could start with this post, for example, to encourage more people to start sharing content around here.
BTW, as we get the Bylines publications going on here, that will provide ample good news content for the community. 👍👍
Stephen Fry
Chris TrottierUPDATE: Here's the latest chart.
We're now at 14,000 new users joining per hour.
By the end of the night, we might have 7 million Mastodon users.
Can anyone spot the any potential flaws in #BREXIT that might lead to this period of low growth? #remoaner #antigrowthcoalition
GruffapGymruMastodon feels like the good ol' days of the net. And at that time I created a website, specifically to meet people at a gig, that somehow spawned an all night beach party that over 300 people attended including a very notable musician who played a free set.
I of course missed the party as I lost track of time and hung with some DJs I'd never met instead.
jaz 
📈 ‼️ Well, that escalated quickly.
To paraphrase Max Boyce, "10,000 instant Mastodons"
👋 Croeso, keep 'em coming! Tell your friends!
📩 Create personalised invitations: https://toot.wales/invites
