@godpod Get on that, it'll make a believer out of me.

@godpod Do it!

@godpod the gay locusts should also say "gay" instead of buzzing (humming? I'm not sure what sound straight locusts make).

@godpod
And why would you be so cruel to those poor locusts?

@godpod sounds good to me. I’ll toss a wad of cash in the air. You take what you want.

@godpod Thank God

@godpod I can see him running from them in his white swamp boots (which have terrible traction)!

@godpod
Yes, please!

@godpod
Works for me!

@godpod what did the locusts ever do?

@godpod please? I’ll even start going to church if that helps.

@godpod do it do it do it

@godpod
Good idea.

@godpod maybe buzz around his head so he keeps slapping himself

@godpod And scorpions. Lots of scorpions.

@godpod If you give Mr. DeSantis the belief that wearing white rubber boots keeps locusts away, it would be great.

@godpod Great now you’ve sent me down a rabbit hole looking up information about locust sex.

@godpod
Now that I would like to see.............

@godpod can you send some for Pompeo too?

@godpod I'll be happy to help you breed gay locusts for this purpose. I think we just have to use what water that turned the damn frogs gay.

@godpod Gay-tors are a much better idea, IMO.

@godpod sign me up!

@godpod Why limit it to his public outings? Aren't you omnipotent?

@godpod I totally support you in this

@godpod 😂😂

@godpod dooooooo iiiiiiiit

@godpod Do it!

@godpod you wanna start a GOFUNDME, God? I'll chip it.

@godpod You already made rainbow grasshoppers. It'd be a shame not to use them for good. :D https://inaturalist-open-data.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/13200897/original.jpg

@godpod perfect

@godpod 🙏 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE🙏

@godpod …9 more plagues to go!

@godpod, send them to his house. 😀

@godpod Dear God, thank you for your service. 😇

@godpod sound appropriate

@godpod I will pray for this.😉

@godpod why

@godpod Not a bad idea.

@godpod do it!!! Please!!!

@godpod haven't the gays been punished enough in your name? Just use the straight locusts and give the gays....I don't know, a field of grass to eat?

@godpod PLEASE do! He’s unfortunately the governor of my state and he’s awful 😩

@godpod please, please, please, please!

@godpod And you’ve not done this already because…

@godpod
Can you spare a few for Rick Scott and Rubio, too? Wouldn't want them to feel left out.
Thank you.💙