Allus Miserable

@allusmiserable
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Wrong side of 50, in Yorkshire, UK (but don't hold that against me)!

Dad of 3 and an utterly adorable dog, Wally!

Mad keen #NUFC fan #HWTL #ToonArmy.

IT and test manager (most recently in Defect Management) in the financial sector. Any job offers greatly received!

Interested in:

#Photography, distance walking, the outdoors, #Python, #SQL, #Excel, #VBA

Gin drinker with the occasional Guinness but if it's cold and wet I'll give it a bash.

I'm Allus Miserable but not always miserable.

Allus MiserableFeb 25, 2025
Show threadZhi Zhu 🕸️Feb 25, 2025

A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of govt work were wasted by the Musk #5Bullets email debacle.

Assuming 2,300,000 govt workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then:

2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks
divided by 52 into years = 276.4 years

#ElonMusk wasted 276.4 years worth of work

That’s the Dept of Govt Efficiency for you.

#DOGE #Musk #Trump #Meme #Memes

Allus MiserableFeb 24, 2025
nixCraft 🐧Feb 23, 2025
Ladies, no shade, but if he's:
* rock solid
* open for ideas
* always running
* universally respected by many
* known for great things
* intimidating to newcomers
* available 24x7 for you
* pure power to lift heavy loads
* 28+ years old
That's not your man, that's the Linux Operating System.
Show threadAllus MiserableFeb 23, 2025
@tricotfeelya @christineburns Such insight....🙄
Maybe nod to the main topic first, then dive into the language quirks? 🤔
Allus MiserableFeb 23, 2025
Missing The PointFeb 23, 2025
Embarrassing that Germany is now better at defeating Nazis than America is. We used to own them on that.
Show threadAllus MiserableFeb 23, 2025
@juanky Sounds like a grok of shit to me 🤔
Allus MiserableFeb 22, 2025
Bread and CircusesFeb 22, 2025
Allus MiserableFeb 22, 2025
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yp5dm3i6mgo7iip5tjxyszht/post/3liro3d5twc2j
Tòfol (@cristofol.org)

Do forests grow where it rains, or does it rain where forests grow? https://www.dialecticalsystems.eu/contributions/do-forests-play-a-role-in-the-continental-hydrological-cycle-in-tropical-regions/

Bluesky Social
Allus MiserableFeb 22, 2025
Yes, it looks EXACTLY like me....
Allus MiserableJan 18, 2023

@[email protected] @airspeedswift
I think the point is the OP right-clicked a link in a mastodon post and copied it then sent it to someone and then noticed that it was a direct link, not full of redirects or tracking.

That's just a guess though.

Allus MiserableJan 11, 2023
Dr. Amy, Psy.D.Jan 11, 2023
One time in grad school I was in a meeting that Would Not End so I said I had to go because my ride was leaving and afterwards my friend texted me to ask "Didn't you drive yourself today" and I was like "Yeah, I'm my ride and I'm leaving."