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Allus Miserable

@allusmiserable

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Wrong side of 50, in Yorkshire, UK (but don't hold that against me)!

Dad of 3 and an utterly adorable dog, Wally!

Mad keen #NUFC fan #HWTL #ToonArmy.

IT and test manager (most recently in Defect Management) in the financial sector. Any job offers greatly received!

Interested in:

#Photography, distance walking, the outdoors, #Python, #SQL, #Excel, #VBA

Gin drinker with the occasional Guinness but if it's cold and wet I'll give it a bash.

I'm Allus Miserable but not always miserable.

Allus Miserable Feb 25, 2025

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Zhi Zhu 🕸️Feb 25, 2025

A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of govt work were wasted by the Musk #5Bullets email debacle.

Assuming 2,300,000 govt workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then:

2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks
divided by 52 into years = 276.4 years

#ElonMusk wasted 276.4 years worth of work

That’s the Dept of Govt Efficiency for you.

#DOGE #Musk #Trump #Meme #Memes

Allus Miserable Feb 24, 2025

nixCraft 🐧Feb 23, 2025

Ladies, no shade, but if he's:
* rock solid
* open for ideas
* always running
* universally respected by many
* known for great things
* intimidating to newcomers
* available 24x7 for you
* pure power to lift heavy loads
* 28+ years old
That's not your man, that's the Linux Operating System.

Allus Miserable Feb 23, 2025

Missing The Point Feb 23, 2025

Embarrassing that Germany is now better at defeating Nazis than America is. We used to own them on that.

Allus Miserable Feb 22, 2025

Bread and Circuses Feb 22, 2025

Allus Miserable Feb 22, 2025

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Tòfol (@cristofol.org)

Do forests grow where it rains, or does it rain where forests grow? https://www.dialecticalsystems.eu/contributions/do-forests-play-a-role-in-the-continental-hydrological-cycle-in-tropical-regions/

Bluesky Social

Allus Miserable Feb 22, 2025

Yes, it looks EXACTLY like me....

Allus Miserable Jan 11, 2023

Dr. Amy, Psy.D.Jan 11, 2023

One time in grad school I was in a meeting that Would Not End so I said I had to go because my ride was leaving and afterwards my friend texted me to ask "Didn't you drive yourself today" and I was like "Yeah, I'm my ride and I'm leaving."

Allus Miserable Jan 9, 2023

Sean Jones KC Jan 9, 2023

Have I fundamentally misunderstood how rugby works?

Allus Miserable Jan 9, 2023

Getting nowhere fast with my job search. Worked in IT for my working life, some 35 years in various roles; service desk management, defect and test management, service design and onboarding.... the list goes on 😆 but can't seem to get 'my foot in the door anywhere. Money is obviously a bit of a worry but it's started to affect my mental health. I rarely leave the house, get next to no exercise, can't concentrate on anything. Hopefully things pick up soon.
#jobsearch #MentalHealth #staypositive

Allus Miserable Jan 7, 2023