Fly Me Away

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Okay #writers how the fuck do I find a #betarewho will give me useful feedback and not just Americanize my spelling or say "yeah that was good". I want real feedback! Goddamnit this feels so pointless.
Anyone else have a husband who will verbally agree with you but actually do something else entirely? Yeah. Fuck that.
#husbands
Yes it is horrendously cold outside but it makes me feel so vital and reminds me I'm alive.
One day, I want eat leftovers like my husband. I will just take what appeals to me right now and not spare a thought about what has been there the longest, what the kids will or won't eat, or what can be addes to new meals or become part of another dinner. No. Like a man, I will just eat whatever I want, because none of that other shit matters. #husbands #marriedlife #momlife
Does this happen to you?
It's Saturday. You're out running errands. Husband and kids are home.
You arrive home with bags of shopping to find husband happily making lunch- for himself only. So now you have to make something for yourself and the kids in addition to putting away the shopping.
Being the wife is bullshit.
There's a weird old woman who comes to my seniorFit class and complains that the music is too loud. She also tells me she doesn't believe I'm 44 and I must be 16.
I think she's insulting me.
#fitness #okayboomer #music #workout #age

Dark Brandon is back!

After Donald Trump unveiled that his "major announcement" was the Sad! release of his collectible digital trading cards, President Biden showed him what a real presidential announcement looks like.

Well played, sir! ๐Ÿ‘

https://www.comicsands.com/biden-trolls-trump-announcement-cards-2658972177.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=toot&utm_campaign=sand

Joe Biden Masterfully Trolls Trump's Big 'Announcement' With A Few Announcements Of His Own

Dark Brandon is the best Brandon.

Comic Sands
My 11-year-old still sleeps with meโ€”I love it, but my husband hates it

Iโ€™m sure that some day she will grow out of it, but I hope it isnโ€™t soon.

Motherly
Poll for those who have husbands. If you ask him to wash the car this weekend and he says, "yes, I can do that" is your car getting washed? #husbands #chores #carwash
Of course. He's reliable
0%
No. Are you new here?
100%
Poll ended at .
9yo is coming down with a cold so I have to keep him home from school. I don't want to do that because he's really annoying. #parenting #sick