You can shake your head and tell me I'm crazy, but I'm looking forward to the "Why" questions. Right now, 90% of the questions I get are more like commands: "I want X" or "Gimme X", to which the only real responses are "In a minute", "No," and "No, and stop asking". Answering "why" questions will at least give me a chance to check if I still have a working vocabulary.

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Preschoolers technically go to a school of sorts, so let's call them what they really are: mini velociraptors in Mickey Mouse crocs.

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Toddlers: Can’t find their shoes but will find chocolate from a mile away. 🍫👣

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Sometimes parenting means full-on solo chats… in public 💛😂!
Do you do it too? 👇

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My toddler asked for help… then screamed because I helped. 😑

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“Mummy, can you open this?” = code for “Do everything for me while I watch.” 🧃

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Tried to eat a secret snack. Toddler appeared like a sugar-seeking missile. 🍫👀

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