NaClKnight 🧂⚔️🥊Our daughter #breastfeeding means my wife's tiddies have never been bigger or less accessible.
What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?
@AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.
Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.
Jonathan Kamens 86 47I would love it for my beloved spouse to tell me she has plans for something in the refrigerator before I have eaten it, rather than waiting until after I inform her that I have done so.
("I made some of the pierogi for my dinner."
"Oh, I had planned on using those for Shabbat, since you said we needed to use them up."
"I told you that when I explained that I took them out of the freezer so I could use them up. That would have been a good time to share your plan.")
#marriedLife
("I made some of the pierogi for my dinner."
"Oh, I had planned on using those for Shabbat, since you said we needed to use them up."
"I told you that when I explained that I took them out of the freezer so I could use them up. That would have been a good time to share your plan.")
#marriedLife
minnamoiraAI is a little scary sometimes.
I'm in hellllll cause I got what I asked for but not what I wanted
The idea of "big mommy milkers" was funny when i was teasing my wife during pregnancy. We laughed about it. I like huge boobs.
Now she's actually nursing our child and ISTG her boobs are like watching your neighborhood gentrify:
The buildings have been renovated; they're bigger and nicer and I'm no longer welcome there. They serve new clientele, not me.
Her titties look fantastic and are too sore for me to caress to any meaningful degree
They cause her discomfort
They leak any time our child whimpers too loudly
I have no lactation kink
They're noticeably bigger but i lost access to them. damn damn damn.
I appreciate your sympathy in this trying time.
Jamie Dawn ElmsIf they wanted to, they would! #ifhewantedtohewould #disney #ebay #wifegoals #spousegoals #packing #germany #iftheywantedtotheywould #blankie #marriedlife
NomdebHeh. Stalking Hubby as he goes on a long drive to recharge his car battery (because we barely use our cars), without actively stalking him. Got a ping to say our EZ pass had been used - aha he's on the toll road, and just got another ping from our credit card to say pharmacy charge just was made. That means he's picking up my RX and very nearly home. :) #MarriedLife #JoinedAtTheHip
Vishwas GaitondeMarriages seemingly made in heaven can very well end up like hell on earth
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"Ghost Baby" - a short story of love & upheaval, of individuals & society, of harmony & expectations
medium.com/@weareji/gho...
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#shortstory #fiction #literary #India #marriage #MarriedLife #traditions #bloodline #relationships @mastodonindians #matrimony
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"Ghost Baby" - a short story of love & upheaval, of individuals & society, of harmony & expectations
medium.com/@weareji/gho...
💘
#shortstory #fiction #literary #India #marriage #MarriedLife #traditions #bloodline #relationships @mastodonindians #matrimony
Heh. Love is Hubby 3D printing me a skull intertwined with flowers without raising his eyebrows at me. I'm a little bit obsessed with skulls and one of my favorite accessories is an Alexander McQueen pink skull and tulip scarf. :) #LoveIs #MarriedLife
Miguel L.