Mastodawn

Me sitting at the breakfast table to Hubby who snuck up behind me with a measuring tape: Why are you measuring my head?????? Hubby: Remember you said you wanted Batman costumes for housekeepers' sons? Me: :) :) :) #MarriedLife #Maker

Juneteenth NaClKnight 🧂⚔️🥊Jun 5

I like when I find some media I think @AllKeysGDS would enjoy and I send it to her and she says I'm right because she already found it and is enjoying it before I even sent it to her

I saw https://ichi-the-witch.fandom.com/wiki/Desscaras from a #manga post and thought of my wife and I was right

#MarriedLife

Desscaras

Desscaras (デスカラス, Desukarasu) is the deuteragonist of Ichi the Witch. She is known as the Abyssal Witch, is one of the highest-ranking Witches of the Mantinel Witches Association, the most powerful Witch in the world, and leader of Team Desscaras. She is confident and skilled, often taking charge of dangerous missions like confronting King Uroro. Despite her serious nature, Desscaras sometimes dismisses caution, preferring to handle matters on her own. Desscaras is a stunning and captivating...

Ichi the Witch Wiki

NaClKnight! WHO? NaClKnight!Jun 5

I like when I find some media I think @[email protected] would enjoy and I send it to her and she says I'm right because she already found it and is enjoying it before I even sent it to her I saw ichi-the-witch.fandom.com/wiki/Desscaras and thought of my wife and I was right #MarriedLife

Desscaras

Desscaras

Desscaras (デスカラス, Desukarasu) is the deuteragonist of Ichi the Witch. She is known as the Abyssal Witch, is one of the highest-ranking Witches of the Mantinel Witches Association, the most powerful Witch in the world, and leader of Team Desscaras. She is confident and skilled, often taking charge of dangerous missions like confronting King Uroro. Despite her serious nature, Desscaras sometimes dismisses caution, preferring to handle matters on her own. Desscaras is a stunning and captivating...

Ichi the Witch Wiki

Nic Jun 1

Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Other days, I let him sleep in.

#jokeoftheday #marriedlife #disnaeliketobedisturbed

Now @[email protected]May 30

Date night with my wife - out for something to eat, then off to see Post Modern Jukebox in Manchester.

#DateNight #MarriedLife

Magnus Idode May 27

Married life in a nutshell! 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

When your wife tells you "it’s too hot, don't touch it yet," but you think your mouth is made of iron. The instant regret is real! 😭

Ladies, is this how you treat your husbands when they don't listen in the kitchen? Guys, have you been victims of hot buns before? Let me know! 🧠👇🏾

#MarriedLife #Comedy #NigerianHumor #Buns #KitchenWahala #Couples

AnneTheWriter May 27

My husband told me to act my age, so I lay on the floor and shouted, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #OldAge #GoldenYears #MarriedLife #BrianCrane #PicklesComic

Juneteenth NaClKnight 🧂⚔️🥊May 23

#Dispatch looks like a fun game so far and I am incredibly thankful @AllKeysGDS is playing it and I can just watch.

It's definitely not the kind of game I would have tried on my own but backseat #PCgaming with her is fun.

Trading games in the shared library for ones that fit us better.

#MarriedLife

📎إقتبـــquoteـــاس 🖋📜May 20

Family problems and their impact on children

Delayed school performance: The emotional stress that children experience as a result of problems between their parents makes them distracted as a result of thinking about the consequences of the problems at home.

https://alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/05/20/family-problems-and-their-impact-on-children/