Andy Cowley 

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Real person. #adhd, #devops advocate, #engineeringManager, #socialist snowflake, #gardener, mediocre #artist, failed #musician, slow #runner, @andycowley_ on birdsite, formerly @crazygibbon
PronounsHe/Him
Webhttps://fissionchips.andycowley.uk
RT @MichaelTakeMP
Nadine Dorries is leaving politics
She was our Sam Fox
Our Sam Smith
Our Katie Price
Her moisture gave fecundity to the ripe Brexit harvest.
Her lips gave succour.
Her shellacked nails & shiny dentures soothed many a throbbing issue.
Goodbye oh gentle one.
It is time to #GoNads😢
RT @JulieNAGWalsall
If anyone is interested, or knows anyone who might benefit from, @CreatHealth #ASenseOfPlace @newartgallery project drop me an email or DM! We still have some available spaces for our upcoming sessions which take place until the end of May #Art #Wellbeing #Creativity #Collections
RT @mhrwk
@AbertoirFest Whilst on the subject of the Alien franchise - Lambert from Alien *is* canonically trans! Something missed by many fans, for many years!

RT @incognitofinito
Rumored new Twitter rules:

- Your teacher, Professor Fig, dies at the end of Hogwarts Legacy.
- This happens in all possible endings and can't be changed.
- Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne.

RT @Gerraint
Surely the thatch was there before the lamppost?
RT @JAHeale
Fuck this waste of blood and organs. Talentless hack
RT @RachelCDailey
Person first language vs identity first language
RT @Umb0g0
"I was brought down by the left-wing economic establishment"
RT @IamHappyToast
'Great Liz, now if you could just identify the left-wing economic establishment from this line up..'