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Maravilla.

This was shown to me, I need to pass it on

"sudo make me a sandwich"

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.

I said to my dentist, "Have you got something that will make my teeth whiter?"

He said, "Try polish."

I said, "Masz coś, co sprawi, że moje zęby będą bielsze?"

Just failed my ventriloquist exam.

Can't say I'm surprised.

How to fall off of a staircase.

Step 1.
Step 2.
Step 4.
Step 7.
Step 12.

Who did it better?

Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian calendar.