Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian calendar.

@Natasha_Jay Ian really lost out on that deal

@jen @Natasha_Jay

I’m fine with it. Basically I get equal billing for three days while Greg has to work four.

@imalcolm @jen @Natasha_Jay it's nice having Sunday off.

@IanMoore3000 @jen @Natasha_Jay

Yep. And poor ol' Greg has to work every single Monday as well.

@imalcolm @IanMoore3000 @jen @Natasha_Jay Yeah didn't think that through all the way.

@gkemp @IanMoore3000 @jen @Natasha_Jay

I've got your back, if you ever need to swap days. 😉

@imalcolm @gkemp @IanMoore3000

You all have it so much better than Julian, he's on call everyday forever.

@Natasha_Jay

@jen @Natasha_Jay We typically do. Completely deserved though. Got to limit exposure.
@jen @Natasha_Jay it really depends on what it is? A date with a delightful partner? Or a schedule for clearing out the always blocked toilet… hmmmm
@Natasha_Jay i know everybody liked this one, but i thought it was week.
@Natasha_Jay
Shouldn't it be
Sunday - Greg and Ian?
It isn't the Gregxorian calendar…
@Natasha_Jay 🤔 I think Greg,Greg,Ian,Greg, Ian, Ian
is also valid, as the "or" doesn't imply that it has to be every-other-day. #whatAmIEvenSaying

@Natasha_Jay Surely it's

Monday - Gregor
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Gregor
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Gregor
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Gregor

@Natasha_Jay

Gregor doesn't like, if you abbreviate him as "Greg"!

@Natasha_Jay

I endorse this calendar. 👍

@Natasha_Jay Laughed so hard now in a daze.

@Natasha_Jay SUBLIME.

Also, I saw the comment about this system being unfair to Ians, and on behalf of my people, I want to say that it's perfect. 3 times a week is the most I want to do anything. 4x a week seems very Greg.

@ianrosewrites @Natasha_Jay it is striking that no Gregs have yet weighed in on this calendar
@IanMoore3000 @ianrosewrites @Natasha_Jay Today is Ian's day. Greg has the day off.
@gkemp @IanMoore3000 @ianrosewrites @Natasha_Jay At an older company I kept getting dinged in their work slack channels due to notifications of my name getting used elsewhere. Shout-out to the DBAs who named the common date field "greg_d" 😆
@Natasha_Jay Hm... sounds more like Gregxorian calendar to me, right @ian ?
@Natasha_Jay @mxtthxw More like a Gregorian week planner. 😅

@Natasha_Jay

Even hardcore dad jokers are facepalming this one.

@Natasha_Jay Clever! I'm gonna share this.
@Natasha_Jay
Greg or Ian
Greg or Ian
Greg or Ian
Greg or Ian
@Natasha_Jay Nope. That's the Greg-or-Ian *week*.

@Natasha_Jay

I had to share this with my wife. As it is exactly her humour.

She took a second, sighed, looked at me, and mouthed, "I love you"

@Natasha_Jay That's the Greg week, yes. Followed by the Ian week 
@Natasha_Jay I propose this calendar works over a two week period though, so Greg isn't getting shafted with working Mondays all the time.
@Natasha_Jay you'd think it's the Julian calendar, but you'd be wrong.
It's the Greg-nor-Ian calendar.

@Natasha_Jay in french, it is:
Monday - Greg
Tuesday -
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday -
Friday - Greg
Saturday -
Sunday - Greg

Grég or rien calendar

@JerryWham @Natasha_Jay ce pouët donne envie d’être de ceux qui te connaissent.

@Natasha_Jay Wouldn’t the Gregorian calendar with this scheduling be:

Monday: true,
Tuesday: true,
Wednesday: true,
Thursday: true,
Friday: true,
Saturday: true,
Sunday: true?