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...Perhaps I can crowd source amongst all the security nerds on here for the Bitcoin equivalent of $800 USD that they demand is transferred to their Bitcoin wallet:

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Though I've burnt through the 1st day of precisely 2 that they've given me to pay, with just imagining what this fantasy wank compilation tape would look like & here's me sharing this information on social media like I was warned not to, so they're definitely gonna go public now...

I'm a little frazzled with all the pretend stress & have put more effort into the #AltText for these screenshots than the toot itself; I'm sure there's some choice internet security type of # this is worth boosting with as we could all do with a giggle and I bet I'm not the only one that really wants them to #ReleaseTheTapes that they definitely compiled as they're definitely watching me as I type right now...👀​

Second half just kicked off in #EngIta and what remains the highlight of tonight's broadcast on Channel4 has been seeing James Richardson sat at a coffee table covered with coffee cups and Italian language sports papers such as La Gazzetta dello Sport, effusing a style and grace only matched by Gary Imlach also on C4's sporting coverage in the early 90s.

It was like being transported back to my childhood bedroom on a Saturday morning, aged 13.

...As I type:

Golaço! Rashford!

Susan Wokoma 'just'** got two points in the prize task on #Taskmaster for one of our candlelit Mathmos lava lamps*!

*Which were Xmas presents for @Clare_Dawn_09 last year hence the snowman & soldiers - note: we do NOT have Xmas decorations up early in October, especially with her birthday coming at the end of the month first (so no talk of the X word until after)!

**I started composing this as it happened just after 9pm but beyond the distraction of a programme I wanted to watch, it has taken forever to #alttext all the items in my picture!

8pm is cupofteao'clock round here, so I thought I'd do my #MugShot for the #CupOfTeaSocial especially as this & minestrone soup went down well after another evening of soaking wet #DogWalking

Black tea, no sugar in a 16oz enamel camping (aka everyday) mug that has lived a life of ahem 'thorough' cleaning after each use.

#KeepCalmAndCarryOn typically a personal mantra but feeling more like advice to survive the world's hellfire these days... ​

In the background is @Clare_Dawn_09 who's profile has had a glow-up thanks to yours truly last night...🦣🐘​

ps. my 1st effort at #AltText as I had been reading up on it since joining #Mastodon