Uh, this isn’t sick and deranged at all.

Via Acyn:

Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off

EDIT: hired!

Well I guess now's the time: It's time for me to #getFediHired

I'm a software engineer with 29 years of experience. In more technologies than one person usually encounters. I've been working in Javascript and Typescript for a while, but don't let that fool you: I do rust for fun and I'm down in the guts of the runtime in C++ if I have to. I’m fixing include paths in C header files and managing deployments and doing system level tracing. I do embedded programming for fun, and I've picked at the system level APIs of everything from MacOS to Android. I can cleverly hack my way past problems, and isolate the resulting tech debt with a good explanation and the conditions under which it can be fixed.

I leave every codebase neater than I found it. I can manage awkward technology transitions, and I can bring a fair bit of open source know-how to bear on things.

I'm a team-oriented, consensus-focused person, but confident executing on my own and iterating from there. I will boldly start and show a prototype if that's what it takes. I'm not easily bored, so if it just needs a heavy lift, I'm here for that too.

I've worked in PHP, Python, Perl, Java, Javascript, Ruby, Lua, Rust, C, C++, Vala, Scheme, and a dozen more languages (and I'll learn any new one I need to) and have written truly unfortunate amounts of hardened, careful bash.

I've installed and built VoIP platforms with Asterisk integrations, I've built mail servers and custom authentication. I've built FUSE filesystems for fun, and I'm always after ways to make software simple, durable, and reliable.

Working remotely ideal, Boston/Cambridge is possible.

Got a team that could use me? Hit me up. [email protected]. Resume and letters of recommendation available on request (you really don't have to take my word for what I'm capable of.)

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Thank you to everyone who boosted this. A+, would try to get hired via Fediverse social connections again. Y'all came through.

How many cups of coffee do you drink per day?☕
#poll

Please boost for a wider demographic 😊