What's the protocol to throw a tantrum when you are living by yourself? I wanna be pampered while I pretend it is all chess and be a jerk. Someone pamper me. NOW
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My imaginary child: Mom, why have you added okra to my breakfast milk?
Me: baby, try it and tell me if it is okra or something else.
IC: but it looks like deep fried okra.
Me: it isn't okra, and let me show you. (takes a few spoonfuls and eats) see, i told you. Go on, have your breakfast.
IC: I don't trust this. You'd eat anything and everything when you are hungry. Let me have my regular glass of milk.
Even my imaginary child knows what a foodie I am.
Me: baby, try it and tell me if it is okra or something else.
IC: but it looks like deep fried okra.
Me: it isn't okra, and let me show you. (takes a few spoonfuls and eats) see, i told you. Go on, have your breakfast.
IC: I don't trust this. You'd eat anything and everything when you are hungry. Let me have my regular glass of milk.
Even my imaginary child knows what a foodie I am.
How have you been #mastodón? I missed talking to you this weekend for I've been busy. But I've been duly punished too; not for staying away from you (asku busku), but for being too busy to drink water. Idi erangudhu mandaila. Looking forward to a better hydrating day. But started today off with neither water nor breakfast. Going to be a hell of a day today. Deadline in the eve and I'm clueless. #thankyou for #listening #lotsoflove #wishmeluck #muah
محترمہ پربھا ✅Am so tired of what is happening in this country that I don’t even watch news anymore. It’s like I have made up my mind that nothing matters anymore so let’s look at the social fabric to be fixed and evidently no one likes talking about it because it exposes the rot
Feels like I'm in the 'from the frying pan to the fire' situation. Sooo unhappy and takes so much energy to look normal, happy and smiling. #lifesucks #cryariver
A messy day in total. If you read my post this morning you'd know that I woke up groggy. Now in the evening I tried to make myself feel better but in vain. Took so much will power to not turn into dragon Lady, spew fire, dry roast the bf. Damn, the classy me. #hormonal #messedup #good-night #hopeful #night #toot
The day started with me waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Groggy and irritable at everything and everyone in this world for no reason. Then realised I was #hangry. My regular black guy made a difference followed by two slices of the brown guy, two eggsy boys and a few spoonfuls of nutey boy. My boys helped and I'm feeling better and accomplished, thank you for listening #toots #accomplished #breakfast #doneanddusted. Thinking about what to have for lunch. #ragimudde or #ragiroti #foodie
The day started with me waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Groggy and irritable at everything and everyone in this world for no reason. Then realised I was #hangry. My regular black guy made a difference followed by two slices of the brown guy, two eggsy boys and a few spoonfuls of nutey boy. My boys helped and I'm feeling better and accomplished, thank you for listening #toots #accomplished #breakfast #doneanddusted. Thinking about what to have for lunch. #ragimudde or #ragiroti #foodie
Lazy noon #mastodón. What a ow day it is. The weather is like a pmsing woman, moody one min and scorching the next, and chily after that. Either ways, carrying protection from the dry winter is a must, jus tlike chocolates for the pmsing woman in your life. Remember, it is not her (Bengaluru), but the pms (weather) that makes her seem crazy. Give her a few days and she will be back to herself. #pms #Bengaluru #weather #drywinter