WombatDhampir

@VampirePenguin
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GenXcellent. Ruefully Cishet. Lazy leftist. Angry Buddhist. Woke prole. Linux cowboy, Weird tourist, Polite pervert, Trash artist, Pixel pusher, Book schnozzler, Mind-stronaut, Leaf cruncher, Darkness bather. There's more of course, but you get the idea...
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Myers Briggs typeINFP, INTJ on a good day
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Beatles or Elvis?Primus

CW: Petty rant, lol

Literally EVERY time a package gets sent to me via FedEx, it's a missed delivery. Sure, i have nothing better to do on a weekday than sit around at home for the duration of your sixteen hour delivery window. GTFOHWTS. And you can be sure that if you duck out for 15 minutes to run a quick errand or something, that's when one of their scattershot of contractors will putter up and leave a missed delivery notice on your door.

FedEx, We Missed You. It should be their slogan.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@augieray/115574222000556159

The whole Trump thing is the culmination of decades, if not centuries, long class war. Don't be surprised when you see the figures behind the world's most beloved corporations come out for Trump. It's crazy how we conflate our consumption habits with our values. These people aren't your pal. These companies care about getting your money, not you. You're a number to them and that's it. Stop thinking of business transactions like they are relationships. They aren't.

#socialism #toyota #trump

RE: https://mstdn.games/@Radgryd/115572829069249014

Somebody send this clip to Microsoft and let them know how customer see and feel about their products 🤣

Love this so much. 💜

Okay, here's my mechanical keyswitch unicorn: Low profile with minimal travel distance- 1mm would be ideal- that are still clicky and tactile, and don't actuate unless they click. I hate that. The whole point of the click is communicate actuation. Any advice?

#mechanicalkeyboard

My favorite moment in Silksong so far is when Hornet breaks the neck of the guard that steals your gear and parades around in it mockingly. Its so savage and unexpected.

#silksong #videogames #games

I'm beginning to think that letting normies use computers was a bad idea...

I will not vote for Newsom under any circumstance.

And I’m letting you all know this *three years in advance* so that you have time to find some other dipshit.

Because if, in three years, you attempt to put me in another hostage situation where it’s Newsom versus some other fascist— and I don’t care WHO it is— I need you to understand that I will leave the ballot blank and *move* before I vote for him.

That’s my boundary. You have plenty of time to course correct.

I have enough.