CW: Petty rant, lol
Literally EVERY time a package gets sent to me via FedEx, it's a missed delivery. Sure, i have nothing better to do on a weekday than sit around at home for the duration of your sixteen hour delivery window. GTFOHWTS. And you can be sure that if you duck out for 15 minutes to run a quick errand or something, that's when one of their scattershot of contractors will putter up and leave a missed delivery notice on your door.
FedEx, We Missed You. It should be their slogan.



