WombatDhampir

@VampirePenguin
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GenXcellent. Ruefully Cishet. Lazy leftist. Angry Buddhist. Woke prole. Linux cowboy, Weird tourist, Polite pervert, Trash artist, Pixel pusher, Book schnozzler, Mind-stronaut, Leaf cruncher, Darkness bather. There's more of course, but you get the idea...
PronounsHe/him/they/them
Myers Briggs typeINFP, INTJ on a good day
Tarot CardThe Fool
Beatles or Elvis?Primus
WombatDhampirNov 21

CW: Petty rant, lol

Literally EVERY time a package gets sent to me via FedEx, it's a missed delivery. Sure, i have nothing better to do on a weekday than sit around at home for the duration of your sixteen hour delivery window. GTFOHWTS. And you can be sure that if you duck out for 15 minutes to run a quick errand or something, that's when one of their scattershot of contractors will putter up and leave a missed delivery notice on your door.

FedEx, We Missed You. It should be their slogan.

WombatDhampirOct 3
The Hunter's Crest diag attack doesn't bother me. In fact it seems natural, and this is why: 30 years of playing Shinobi 3. Lol.
#silksong #gaming #sega
WombatDhampirSep 27
Our current national moment in the US feels like that episode of TNG when the Pakleds seize control of the Enterprise.
WombatDhampirApr 26
Found my drink