My daughter managed to snap this on our way to school. It's a female ichneumon wasp (Megarhyssa macrurus?) that parasitises bug larvae in decaying wood with that absurdly long ovipositor.
I will never support violence against innocents. This is not negotiable. I will accept any name you want to call me for that.
The fact that I could be talking about any number of things is the point of this post.
The fact that my money will do so anyway regardless is obvious, but also worth saying out loud.