IT jobs lingo decoded:
• “We’re like a family” = no boundaries & call at midnight
• “Fast-paced” = chaos everywhere
• “Self-starter” = zero support for anything
• “Team player” = unpaid overtime & get ready to work on all holidays including weekends
• “Competitive salary” = below industry average
• “Nimble” = drop everything & work on my problem
• “Flexible work hours” = starting time is fixed but don’t think of leaving early
What else?