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I share #science facts about #snakes, as well as snark, satire, #comedy and #parodies and matching snake, cake and coffee photos. Pics not mine. Snake haters and bigots will be blocked and snaked TF out. 🌊🏳🌈 Play #MatchTheSnake with me, new games posted daily!
@leiawelsh Yeah, it's probably best to NOT boop this snake, or it could be your last boop. They're not highly venomous but they are a viper, so the venom causes tissue necrosis...Bad deal! 😱 😬 😂
The other fun fact: Eyelash vipers are fast enough to catch hummingbirds...They're an insanely fast snake and somewhat nippy if provoked.
Off the topic of snakes: Twitter is deboosting posts with links to my fanfic stories again. Apparently, they don't want artists to promote their work unless they buy a blue check.
So, here is a link to my new comedy fanfic, "Iron Man - Iron Hard" it's one of my funniest fanfics ever! Warning, though: It's kind of smutty...
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Off the topic of snakes: Twitter is deboosting posts with links to my fanfic stories again. Apparently, they don't want artists to promote their work unless they buy a blue check.
So, here is a link to my new comedy fanfic, "Iron Man - Iron Hard" it's one of my funniest fanfics ever! Warning, though: It's kind of smutty...
I heard Mastodon needs more #snakes and #reptiles and #laughs so, I'm here to snake your day better with snake photos and science facts.
Fact: Eyelash vipers are venomous and found in South America. They spend most of their time in trees, so bites to humans are rare.
Hey, everyone! I'm back! I got SUPER busy with writing projects and other things. But, I'm back with more snakes, cakes, coffee and snake facts!
Fact: Milk snakes are non-venomous and found in the Americas.
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@DanCast Yeah, they have what is called "keeled" scales that are pointy with a ridge down the center. Keeled scales look rough and have that "dragon-like" armored appearance and don't shine. Non-keeled scales are smooth and shiny with rounded edges, like this Brazilian rainbow boa. It has no keeling to its scales.
With spring coming soon, I'm sure everyone is thinking about spring cleaning and redecorating and maybe getting a good snakeover.
So, I'm HERE to save the day with my helpful #Spring #HomeDecor guide so you can update your style and always be on the cutting edge of fashion! 🤪 🐍