you should be able to power wash memories out of your head

BREAKING NEWS: When asked by a reporter if he is qualified to lead the Department of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin replied "I understand your concern. It's true, I have never shot a dog. But I do believe I could kill one with my bare hands, and I am willing to prove this if given the chance."

I love Bernie Sanders.

The only storage solution we'll be able to afford soon

One day I want to make a video game where you have a dedicated button to make your character roll their eyes and pantomime jerking off during any cutscene. I'll set up the game's telemetry so that I can view a heat map of which lines make people press it the most.