I heard Mastodon needs more #snakes and #reptiles and #laughs so, I'm here to snake your day better with snake photos and science facts.

Fact: Eyelash vipers are venomous and found in South America. They spend most of their time in trees, so bites to humans are rare.

Hey, everyone! I'm back! I got SUPER busy with writing projects and other things. But, I'm back with more snakes, cakes, coffee and snake facts!

Fact: Milk snakes are non-venomous and found in the Americas.

With spring coming soon, I'm sure everyone is thinking about spring cleaning and redecorating and maybe getting a good snakeover.

So, I'm HERE to save the day with my helpful #Spring #HomeDecor guide so you can update your style and always be on the cutting edge of fashion! 🤪 🐍

#WritingCommunity #writer I've been working on a #mystery #writing project and usually, I check Twitter when I take writing breaks, just to see what's happening. But, EVERY trend there is so freaking negative, it's totally ruining my motivation.

So, I'm here on #Mastodon because honestly, it's a way more positive and uplifting place. Big thanks to everyone for the likes, the follows, the great comments, and the positive vibes!

Now, have some African bush vipers. They are venomous.

Fun facts: Ball pythons are the world's most popular pet snake and are loved for their docile nature and beautiful colors.

The only minor disadvantages to ball pythons are:

1) They can be picky eaters.

2) They're lazy and make a beautiful but boring "display" animal because they don't move that much.

3) If they bite, which is rare, it's a fairly nasty bite, especially once they're over 3 feet long.

4) Some ball python colors, like the "spider" morphs can have health issues but not always.

Fun facts: Emerald tree boas are non-venomous and found in South America.

The can be kept as pets but aren't a beginner's snake. In addition to being a bit nippy by nature, they've also got REALLY nasty teeth for a mid-sized boa. Though not usually medically serious, a bite from this snake is painful, can scar and often bleeds a lot. So, they're best in the hands of experienced snake owners.

#Mastodon needs more #SnakesWithSweaters and #SnakesWithHats and just more #snakes in general. So, here they are:

1) Hognose snake
2) Ball python
3) Corn snake
4) Ball python

It's time for another game of #MatchTheSnake 🐍 🎉

I post a snake photo. You post a matching pic or gif. Can be of anything, so long as it matches in color, pattern or theme in your eyes.

Morph milk snake. Non-venomous and found in the Americas. But, can you match it? 🤔 🍊 🍋 🌇

#TwitterDown Welp, I can't log into Twitter and the site is acting all wonky. So, it looks like I'll be slithering over here until they fix their sh!t over there.

It's a good thing I made an account here! It looks like Twitter may be folding up for good. As I've always said, sometimes, the garbage snakes itself TF out.

#Mastodon Needs more #snakes and we need more #Science facts.

Facts: Banded rock rattlesnakes are venomous and found in the USA. They come in multiple colors and can be brown, gray, tan, or even pink or orange in rare cases!

Rattlesnakes are part of the viper family and vipers can have a surprising degree of color variation within each subspecies. The USA has 32 species and 83 subspecies of rattlesnakes.