#Twitter Just logged me and a bunch of other people out. Now, I can't log back in. Looks like #twitterdown will be trending here soon.
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I share #science facts about #snakes, as well as snark, satire, #comedy and #parodies and matching snake, cake and coffee photos. Pics not mine. Snake haters and bigots will be blocked and snaked TF out. 🌊🏳🌈 Play #MatchTheSnake with me, new games posted daily!
@leiawelsh Yeah, it's probably best to NOT boop this snake, or it could be your last boop. They're not highly venomous but they are a viper, so the venom causes tissue necrosis...Bad deal! 😱 😬 😂
The other fun fact: Eyelash vipers are fast enough to catch hummingbirds...They're an insanely fast snake and somewhat nippy if provoked.
@leiawelsh Yeah, it's probably best to NOT boop this snake, or it could be your last boop. They're not highly venomous but they are a viper, so the venom causes tissue necrosis...Bad deal! 😱 😬 😂
The other fun fact: Eyelash vipers are fast enough to catch hummingbirds...They're an insanely fast snake and somewhat nippy if provoked.
Off the topic of snakes: Twitter is deboosting posts with links to my fanfic stories again. Apparently, they don't want artists to promote their work unless they buy a blue check.
So, here is a link to my new comedy fanfic, "Iron Man - Iron Hard" it's one of my funniest fanfics ever! Warning, though: It's kind of smutty...
@shortsleevesuit Sorry...I don't have your composure or my own either. I hope you find it! 😂 👍
Swim Jeans[screaming at the lost and found] HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKING COMPOSURE
Off the topic of snakes: Twitter is deboosting posts with links to my fanfic stories again. Apparently, they don't want artists to promote their work unless they buy a blue check.
So, here is a link to my new comedy fanfic, "Iron Man - Iron Hard" it's one of my funniest fanfics ever! Warning, though: It's kind of smutty...
I heard Mastodon needs more #snakes and #reptiles and #laughs so, I'm here to snake your day better with snake photos and science facts.
Fact: Eyelash vipers are venomous and found in South America. They spend most of their time in trees, so bites to humans are rare.
Hey, everyone! I'm back! I got SUPER busy with writing projects and other things. But, I'm back with more snakes, cakes, coffee and snake facts!
Fact: Milk snakes are non-venomous and found in the Americas.