Pink Nigel

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9 Followers
15 Following
62 Posts
Used to do a lot of things before long Covid. Now I collect tattoos, play walking cricket, and sit up late talking nonsense.
Alt text profile picture: my most recent tattoo, a William Morris inspired design by Battag at the gilded serpent tattoo studio, Lancashire.
Alt text header photo: a monkey orchid.
Age:27, for the 30th time
Pronouns:He/him
Works as:Maths and English tutor.
Lives:Manchester UK
Show threadPink Nigel10h ago
@fak anyone but Yorkshire as far as this (adopted, but pretty sure I earned my stripes) Lancastrian* is concerned.
* Just don’t ask about “our” performance this year…
Show threadPink Nigel1d ago
@fesshole peeing in the shower is disgusting! Anyone who does it is gross!
Still, it’s hard to stop any coming out when you’re taking a dump, so I’ll let them off.
(Not my joke, but any opportunity to repeat my favourite off-colour gag…)
Show threadPink Nigel1d ago
@inbella or, in more accurate words, attention whore PoS finds another way to shout “look at me!”.
(nb - sex worker and “whore” do not mean the same thing.)
Show threadPink Nigel1d ago
@TheVoidTLMB no TMS via BBC Sounds either? Not quite what you meant, I know, but still some hope?
Show threadPink Nigel1d ago
@cococorpse welcome aboard. The last part of your last sentence is exactly why I’m here too.
Show threadPink Nigel2d ago
@IcooIey I’ve only just, after 18 months, recovered from the tennis elbow I gave myself by shovelling horse manure around the #allotment
Show threadPink Nigel2d ago
@IcooIey nods in #allotment and #chronicfatigue
Show threadPink Nigel2d ago
@TheVoidTLMB I like you (thus far), please don’t be someone who would win a sticker
Show threadPink Nigel2d ago
@fesshole when does “fess” stop and “humblebrag” start?
Show threadPink Nigel4d ago
@fesshole OP’s wife and daughter are the weird ones