Monkey Biz

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Here for the banter, bants and quips not politics.
 Throwing quips from the peanut gallery since 2022.

No serious questions, I’m one of the jesters.

- Confusionville, California 
 🌎

#banter #humor #randomthoughts #quips #wisecracks 



Monkey BizSep 15, 2023

Today’s word is:
Cockwomble

Elon Musk is a cockwomble.

#Cockwomble

Monkey BizSep 14, 2023
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🫠Sep 14, 2023

Good Thursday my friends!

This is just your reminder to SLAY THE DAY!!!

Make Thursday rue the day it decided to get in the way of Friday.

You look Thursday straight in the eyes and say "Not today ass wipe!".

Thursday? May as well be turdsday!

Now go forth! Slay the day and remind it that YOU WILL NOT BE STOPPED!!!

(Or you know, just try to have a nice day or something. I don't know. You do you.)

Monkey BizSep 13, 2023

Every leaf you see on a tree will never blow the same way again.
Look at the trees, appreciate you’re witnessing something unique, never to be seen again.

#trees #nature

Monkey BizSep 11, 2023
Cheez-It demise.
September 2023
Monkey BizSep 11, 2023
Meanwhile in CanadaSep 11, 2023
Monkey BizSep 11, 2023

Alt Text = Good.
Salt Text = Bad.

- Some get elevated blood pressure when reading salty language.

Monkey BizSep 10, 2023
If you run, don’t run with dull scissors. Keep it exciting
Monkey BizSep 10, 2023
Can my toot quality be lower on a Sunday?
Monkey BizSep 9, 2023

Schlong Covid

and people thought shower shrinkage was bad.

#Covid #LongCovid

Monkey BizSep 9, 2023
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🫠Sep 9, 2023

So many people around me are getting covid.

Mask up when you go out and wash your hands frequently. Limit your time in crowded spaces.

Covid sucks and can kill. Do your part to prevent the spread.