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Here for the banter, bants and quips not politics.
 Throwing quips from the peanut gallery since 2022.

No serious questions, I’m one of the jesters.

- Confusionville, California 
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#banter #humor #randomthoughts #quips #wisecracks 



Today’s word is:
Cockwomble

Elon Musk is a cockwomble.

#Cockwomble

@Mrfunkedude Thank you
@DannyStaley
I’ll buy you one.
I’m tired of people putting their hands on my chili dog.
@Mrfunkedude What is this Mastodon features news? Please share
@LoganFive -
Remember it’s not how big you boost it, it’s how you boost it big.

Good Thursday my friends!

This is just your reminder to SLAY THE DAY!!!

Make Thursday rue the day it decided to get in the way of Friday.

You look Thursday straight in the eyes and say "Not today ass wipe!".

Thursday? May as well be turdsday!

Now go forth! Slay the day and remind it that YOU WILL NOT BE STOPPED!!!

(Or you know, just try to have a nice day or something. I don't know. You do you.)

@satellitefish Wishing for whirled peas is more likely to happen then peace and peas can taste good
@tayfonay - are we talking about imperial stout calories or lager calories?

Every leaf you see on a tree will never blow the same way again.
Look at the trees, appreciate you’re witnessing something unique, never to be seen again.

#trees #nature