Ray

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I genuinely have no idea what I am doing. But that won't keep me quiet.
RayJul 19, 2023
Bethany BlackJul 18, 2023

Insta pulled the ad for my tour show this Thursday in Blackpool because in the joke I used I mention an MP and they think it’s political campaigning, so if you see this post PLEASE boost it to help me pack out the audience for the final date of my award winning show! (Best New Show, Leicester Comedy Festival)

“Laugh out loud, our jaws hit our laps” the Guardian
Blackpoolcomedyclub.com

Show threadRayJul 6, 2023
@RussInCheshire I have just begun listening to it on Audible. Not far in and already getting cross. I sense I shall be politely homicidal near the end. Fucking Tories.
Show threadRayDec 23, 2022
@stavvers why would anyone think flashing a fake vagina is a clever way to protest protecting trans rights? I suspect the reason was to get in the front page of the right wing tabloids rather than to present an argument.
RayDec 19, 2022
SirEviscerate Dec 19, 2022

My plan to fix Twitter:

1) Add a 'dislike' button that would deliver a small but painful electric shock.

2) That shock should be administered to Elon Musk, regardless of who made the tweet.

3) The 'like' button should also do this.

Show threadRayDec 14, 2022
@Janeygodley much love and I hope that treatment goes well.
RayDec 5, 2022
@davidallengreen and yet, "Lore and Order" was right there screaming "pick me, pick me".
Show threadRayDec 4, 2022
@alistaircoleman I smell a rebrand...
Show threadRayDec 4, 2022
@wholesomememes we have a hive on the roof of our office building and I got to dress up in beekeeping gear and look at them. Definitely recommend doing it.
RayNov 26, 2022
Chris TrottierNov 25, 2022

What a cringe-fest!

Elon Musk trying so hard to hurl insulting zingers at Mastodon. But he just comes across as incredibly awkward and dorky.

He also fails at one of the first rules of PR: don't acknowledge the little guy lest you turn them into the big guy.

Show threadRayNov 26, 2022
@atomicpoet based on his "edgy" humour it would appear that all his friends are twelve years old. Are we going to hear a load of Michael Jackson style stories about him?