My plan to fix Twitter:

1) Add a 'dislike' button that would deliver a small but painful electric shock.

2) That shock should be administered to Elon Musk, regardless of who made the tweet.

3) The 'like' button should also do this.

@SirEviscerate

Whenever a user "likes" a tweet, Elon has to do the Moe's Family Feedbag birthday song a la the Simpsons

@SirEviscerate

Solve the conundrum with a withering shock instead.

#idea #Twiter #ElonMusk

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@SirEviscerate I want one that zaps me every time someone likes one of my posts. Might be a good way to train me to stop using my phone so much. lol
@SirEviscerate There should have been a dislike button on every social media site years ago. People are out there now thinking everyone likes them. They couldn't be more wrong.
@SirEviscerate For this feature, I would pay $8 a month.
@SirEviscerate I think that would cause him to ejaculate continuously until he died