Jason Not Evil 

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New place, same La Croix hate

Depending on your accuracy…

Apples can keep a lot of people away.

Getting my haircut tomorrow. I dread the small talk. Too bad they can’t knock you out like at the dentist.

Married Wrapped 2022 list is out! My most heard tunes were

1. What’s for dinner
2. Did you even look?! (Explicit)
3. Never mind! I’ll do it myself

Some white lady in Texas who writes erotica thinks I’m racist because I questioned why so many white peoples don’t like spicy food. Tell me you don’t know what racism is without telling me🙄
Ugh, how embarrassing. The detective who suspects me of murder told me not to leave town and I said "you too" back.
Coffins are for quitters
Not gonna lie. Can't wait to be subtooted.
“HERE’S WHY I’M STILL ACTIVE ON TWITTER…”
Red wine drinker here drinking white wine tonight for some reason. 0/5 ⭐️ Do not recommend.
TONITE is gonna be LIT I’m gonna STAY IN and DRINK lots of WATER and MAYBE get to BED at a REASONABLE TIME