Jason Not Evil 

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423 Followers
232 Following
166 Posts
New place, same La Croix hate
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
Amish Super ModelDec 3, 2022

Depending on your accuracy…

Apples can keep a lot of people away.

Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
DammitBitsDec 2, 2022
Getting my haircut tomorrow. I dread the small talk. Too bad they can’t knock you out like at the dentist.
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
Vinod Chhaproo Dec 2, 2022

Married Wrapped 2022 list is out! My most heard tunes were

1. What’s for dinner
2. Did you even look?! (Explicit)
3. Never mind! I’ll do it myself

Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
DammitBitsDec 2, 2022
Some white lady in Texas who writes erotica thinks I’m racist because I questioned why so many white peoples don’t like spicy food. Tell me you don’t know what racism is without telling me🙄
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
geekystevenDec 1, 2022
Ugh, how embarrassing. The detective who suspects me of murder told me not to leave town and I said "you too" back.
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
Ousa MedusaDec 3, 2022
Coffins are for quitters
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
ShannanegansDec 3, 2022
Not gonna lie. Can't wait to be subtooted.
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
Jake_VigDec 3, 2022
“HERE’S WHY I’M STILL ACTIVE ON TWITTER…”
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
CatDec 3, 2022
Red wine drinker here drinking white wine tonight for some reason. 0/5 ⭐️ Do not recommend.
Jason Not Evil Dec 3, 2022
John of the North Dec 1, 2022
TONITE is gonna be LIT I’m gonna STAY IN and DRINK lots of WATER and MAYBE get to BED at a REASONABLE TIME