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geekysteven
Ugh, how embarrassing. The detective who suspects me of murder told me not to leave town and I said "you too" back.
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Frankie Saxx
Dec 1, 2022
@geekysteven
why are you suspected of murder?
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geekysteven
Dec 1, 2022
@frankiesaxx
cause of the murders
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Frankie Saxx
Dec 1, 2022
@geekysteven
I'm not a lawyer, but if you plan on trying to get away with it, you probably shouldn't be confessing to them on social media
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Just Norm 🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Dec 1, 2022
@frankiesaxx
@geekysteven
it's okay, nobody reads the internet
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ScatalogicAI
Dec 1, 2022
@geekysteven
Power move.
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Alex R
Dec 2, 2022
@geekysteven
just wait until you accidentally say ‘I love you’ to the judge at your sentencing hearing! So cringe!
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Sander van Rossen🇺🇦
Dec 2, 2022
@geekysteven
we've all been there
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Karl Steel
Dec 2, 2022
@geekysteven
DECISION TO LEAVE
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bluewave is coming
Dec 8, 2022
@geekysteven
I said ok as I got on a bus out of town , he didn't stop me. Stupid Detective?
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TheClarkYouDeserve
Dec 26, 2022
@geekysteven
So embarrassing! I'd probably avoid that guy forever!
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Sizikins
Apr 6, 2023
@geekysteven
I get it. I consistently say “You too” back to the Uber driver after they say “Have a nice flight” when dropping me at the airport. Like their car is about to take off like Doc’s Delorian.
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geekysteven
Apr 6, 2023
@sizikins
it might though
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Maureen Kelsey
Apr 6, 2023
@geekysteven
many thanks for your connection 🙏😍☮️🌹
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Doug 🌈🇨🇦
May 26, 2023
@geekysteven
If you do it right he'll know you're a murderer but won't be able to prove it.
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Legally Zoé
Jan 5, 2024
@geekysteven
I hate when that happens.
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