moFinally passed GO. That's the last time I eat a Monopoly board.
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Tis the season to see whether the cat or the toddler destroys the tree first.
Me: Hadn’t watched Home Alone in 25+ years.
Also me: Watched Home Alone with 9 everyday for the last 4 days.
Also me: Watched Home Alone with 9 everyday for the last 4 days.
Just told 9 to stop being so extra in case you were wondering how bedtime was going.
Pinot Evil[At the gym]
Me: Do you feel the burn?
Friend: yeah! what is that? chlamydia?
Me: what?
Friend: what?
eLeni 
Adulthood is equal parts ‘nobody can tell me what to do’ and ‘I wish someone would tell me what to do’
Red wine drinker here drinking white wine tonight for some reason. 0/5 ⭐️ Do not recommend.