DammitBits
Getting my haircut tomorrow. I dread the small talk. Too bad they can’t knock you out like at the dentist.
Dec 2, 2022 at 8:33pmWeb
Show threadAlex Kintner’s MomDec 2, 2022
@dammitbits only one worse is a chatty masseuse
Show threadLibertyForward1Dec 2, 2022
@dammitbits @g1zm01982
Show threadTrisha NCDec 2, 2022
@dammitbits yea it could be so relaxing...
Show threadGATEKEEPERDec 3, 2022
@dammitbits
Wow, a real shut in.
Show threadM52Dec 3, 2022
@dammitbits gurl hey!
Show threadRuth RosenholtzDec 3, 2022
@dammitbits @gupton68 This is why I try to get my haircut in countries where I don’t speak the language.
Show threadViking HippieDec 4, 2022
@dammitbits my dentist won't even knock me out 😔
Show threadGary HamiltonDec 4, 2022
@dammitbits I'm so with you, not sure which one makes me more uncomfortable, the ones who want to talk about me or thee ones who talk about themselves . Luckily my trims are about 10 minutes.
Show threadMike FraserDec 6, 2022
@dammitbits One word answers and a big tip at the end. Next time I will be complete silence.
Show threadMuminDec 8, 2022
@dammitbits some hairdressers offer "silent haircut"
Show threadStephen Cox AuthorOct 18, 2023

@dammitbits

Philip of Macedon got it right.
'How do you want your hair cut, your Majesty?'
'In silence'

Often attributed to the even more appalling Enoch Powell, although he was quoting P of M.

Also there need some code for taxi drivers to be, or preferably not chatty.