Jennifer 🍄hey, babe, are you a peanut? because my airway is closing and i need you to jab this into my thigh.
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Greg KnaussIf we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.
I promise I am not high.
Robert Reich
Sam LitzingerIf the 25th Amendment isn’t invoked after this Trump social media post, it should be stricken from the Constitution because it’s meaningless.
Edmonds_ScannerA gentle reminder.
If you hear the muffled thump of the Easter Bunny's mighty paws tonight and have neglected to leave out an offering of carrots and whiskey, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
If you hear the muffled thump of the Easter Bunny's mighty paws tonight and have neglected to leave out an offering of carrots and whiskey, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
Dread Pirate (Tom) RobertsAs I understand it...
Good Friday: Jesus crucified
Easter Saturday: Not much happened
Easter Sunday: Jesus rose from the dead!
Easter Monday: Jesus landed a 720 degree spin on a halfpipe, and ascended to heaven.
Yeah?
Dr Johnny BlanchardMy wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't
Staff Chief of JointsThe freaks come out at night, but the real weirdos are crepuscular.
AaronDavid
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