Mastodawn

Daisy

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285 Followers

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188 Posts

Daisy Oct 25

Natasha

🇪🇺Oct 25

Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.

Daisy Oct 25

DaddyJew Oct 24

*Googles how to be an adult*

oh wow, that's a lot of reading

*goes back to watching cartoons*

Daisy Oct 25

Ashley Oct 24

No of course I’m not breaking into the Halloween candy bag because my pms cravings are overwhelming

Daisy Oct 25

aric Oct 25

I appreciate a store that opens at noon on weekends. Get some sleep, folks.

Daisy Oct 25

Greg the Miller Oct 25

if you think my posts are bad you should see the stuff in my drafts that i’ve spared you from

Daisy Oct 25

trickykat Oct 23

i'd shitpost more frequently on mastodon except my priority is the ballroom I am building right now

Daisy Oct 25

I love it when people who have never had kids try to say how perfect they would be as a parent, like bitch you’d give your kid an iPad for five minutes of quiet, trust me.

Daisy Oct 25

IHPower Oct 23

Sorry I asked whether your toddler's first words were 'phone home'.

Daisy Oct 25

Cru w/ gizzards Oct 23

butt soft
what light through yonder bobo honks

Daisy Oct 25

los Oct 24

Hallmark card mashup: Will you be my zombae