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trickykat
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97% chaos / 3% terror
97% chaos / 3% terror
Toby
RowinSpeezI have decided the most bougie thing to be the freezer light, so that you can look at your frozen food in a +30 environment, at night.
Alice McFlurry 
You're all following @StefanThinks, right?
In addition to being one of the funniest people on here, he randomly pops up and starts boosting 2+ year old jokes from other funny people so we can all laugh all over again.
It's not #FollowFriday, but I’m hashtagging it anyway so people will hopefully see this and improve their lives by following @StefanThinks.
Xavier Horatio XinicitDance as if you're summoning an eldritch horror that will bathe in the blood of those who dare to mock you
I do not want to be famous, because with my luck it would be for being the first man murdered by a squid that had been force fed bath salts
It's nice to find a partner who respects your wishes, but I would prefer a genie
owls are so inquisitive, “who who who” but never “how are you”
Rob of San FranciscoIt’s been almost ten years since our son left home for college, but still I shed silent tears now and then. Especially Tuesday night, when it’s time to take the garbage bins out. That was his job, and they are bitter tears.