*Googles how to be an adult*

oh wow, that's a lot of reading

*goes back to watching cartoons*

@DaddyJew wait you can just google it?
@DaddyJew also, why tf is the tax section 6 pages?
@DaddyJew @purplepadma They should make a cartoon about adulting. Smash hit.

@DaddyJew

Every five or ten years (e.g. turning 25, 30, 40, and a lot more) I decide I've got to clean up my act and grow up.

And never do.

@DaddyJew You probably got an AI summary about burying children in peat moss or something.