Daisy

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188 Posts
DaisyOct 25
Natasha  🇪🇺Oct 25
Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.
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@milcom oh it’s much longer 😂
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@dariusw 😂😂
DaisyOct 25
DaddyJewOct 24

*Googles how to be an adult*

oh wow, that's a lot of reading

*goes back to watching cartoons*

DaisyOct 25
AshleyOct 24
No of course I’m not breaking into the Halloween candy bag because my pms cravings are overwhelming
DaisyOct 25
aricOct 25
I appreciate a store that opens at noon on weekends. Get some sleep, folks.
DaisyOct 25
Greg the MillerOct 25
if you think my posts are bad you should see the stuff in my drafts that i’ve spared you from
DaisyOct 25
trickykatOct 23
i'd shitpost more frequently on mastodon except my priority is the ballroom I am building right now
DaisyOct 25
I love it when people who have never had kids try to say how perfect they would be as a parent, like bitch you’d give your kid an iPad for five minutes of quiet, trust me.
DaisyOct 25
IHPowerOct 23
Sorry I asked whether your toddler's first words were 'phone home'.