jesus was the first om-nepo-tent baby

capn crunch never graduated from the naval academy so he’s actually just petty officer crunch

i thought i was ready to buy a new pair of slippers but then i got cold feet

this humpday is mid

you cannot sexualize me, I can talk about brian wilson for hours

so according to my therapist, he’s just a bartender

drowning pool cover band but all the songs are about tim pool drowning

men would rather be celebrated internationally for a whole day than go to therapy

ass to ass encrypted