Reading the #news can be a #depressing affair, but sometimes you find something that shows you that there are still #good people in the world doing good things. This almost made me cry.
Jorge Bergero: I bring my #orchestra to the terminally #ill http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-44083915

How many #hedges would a #hedgehog #hog if a hedgehog could hog hedges?

Tonight’s meal: roasted #hasselback potato marinated in olive oil with #rosemary from the garden, steamed #broccoli and #asparagus with a #lemon and #mustard seasoning, and a fresh leafy green salad with home-made #French dressing. #plantbased

Donald Trump has proven that you don’t have to be smart to be in charge. You only have to belong to a club that has established points of power in all the right places. Trump is a member of the most powerful club in the world: the club of rich white men. If you’re not in this club, your future is limited.

Sad news: Facebook has declined to part-finance my new straight-to-Blu-ray all-action romantic comedy about a young computer programmer (played by Neil Patrick Harris) who creates a social network that exploits people’s privacy and then falls in love with a big pile of money, provisionally titled “The Data Thief”. The tag line is: “His name is Zuckerberg...and he don’t give a fuckerberg!”

Sad news: Broadway has rejected my new play, titled “America and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad White House Administration”.

Last night I drank some very expensive #cocktails and some very expensive #wine at a very expensive #hotel in #Madrid (all expenses paid). I can tell you that very expensive alcohol still gives you a #hangover, but it is a better quality of hangover.