Alice McFlurry 
I may be a famous skateboarder from the late nineties, but I put on my pants just like everyone else—one gigantic JNCO leg at a time.
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I forgot to copy/paste my bio when I changed instances. I wanna say I lived in Northern California? Anyone? My favorite number is 4∛4. My last toot was brilliant, just ask anyone. And by anyone, I mean me.
Well, someone has to be Eyes.
Avenues, all lined with trees.
Picture me, and then you start watching.
PastaThiefLiterally the worst shipping status: "A label had been created." Don't give me a tracking code until the item has actually left for it's journey!
𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓪 never said…I came over for some makeup sex and he asked why I had so much lipstick on.
(gestures at all this)
No thank you, I’m good.
Is Mastodon broken for everyone or just me?
Abandoned AmericaA malevolent-looking room at an abandoned hotel
Check out the newly updated gallery/write-up at https://www.abandonedamerica.us/fallside-hotel
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Christina Mother of SpidersGreat moments in DM history
*telegraph office 1860s*
Female Telegraph operator: *transcribing Morse code* What the hell is this?
Message: Hey. Hey. Hi. Hey. Can't reply? Bitch. Hey.
OutOnTheMoors
Marlene DeepDish, VSOPStill can’t write with a vape pen, but I’m sure I’ll keep trying!