Alice McFlurry 
I may be a famous skateboarder from the late nineties, but I put on my pants just like everyone else—one gigantic JNCO leg at a time.
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I forgot to copy/paste my bio when I changed instances. I wanna say I lived in Northern California? Anyone? My favorite number is 4∛4. My last toot was brilliant, just ask anyone. And by anyone, I mean me.
Well, someone has to be Eyes.
Avenues, all lined with trees.
Picture me, and then you start watching.
@theropologist
Yeah, my saved password isn’t working. I tried the reset thing & haven’t gotten the reset email. Go ahead and do the forced reset thing.
@theropologist
It’s not taking my email address. I’ll try a few more things.
It’s not taking my email address. I’ll try a few more things.
@Alice
Not to derail this too much, but is beige.party partially broken for everyone or is it just me? The app isn’t giving me notifications & I cannot log in on the website.
Not to derail this too much, but is beige.party partially broken for everyone or is it just me? The app isn’t giving me notifications & I cannot log in on the website.
@PastaThief
This resonates with me way more than it should.
This resonates with me way more than it should.
PastaThiefLiterally the worst shipping status: "A label had been created." Don't give me a tracking code until the item has actually left for it's journey!
𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓪 never said…I came over for some makeup sex and he asked why I had so much lipstick on.
(gestures at all this)
No thank you, I’m good.
Is Mastodon broken for everyone or just me?