Mastodawn

Great moments in DM history

*telegraph office 1860s*

Female Telegraph operator: *transcribing Morse code* What the hell is this?

Message: Hey. Hey. Hi. Hey. Can't reply? Bitch. Hey.

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@Aikiwomannc Western Union Telegrams:

HI. STOP

UR RLY PRETTY. STOP

SEND NOODS VIA PONY EXPRESS. STOP

WTF WHY U NO ANSWR SLUT? STOP

WUT U 2 GOOD TO REPLY? STOP.

NO I WILL NOT STOP. STOP

HEY WUTZUP. UR PRETTY. STOP