*seeing my car got egged*
Oh nice, that’s like $47 worth of free eggs
Oh nice, that’s like $47 worth of free eggs
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Adam of Earth
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Technologist by day, also technologist by night because I broke it. Occasional attempts at humor, potentially self-deprecating. Perpetually anxious and walking faux pas. All the way liberal.
Helping someone close to me raise money for The Trevor Project in support of LGBTQ youth this Christmas season. Any contributions are extremely appreciated!
https://tiltify.com/@thesnipingsis/the-trevor-project/donate
I don’t have generalized anxiety disorder, my anxiety is extremely bespoke and I have curated it like a well-tuned Spotify playlist
Spectacled Langour*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today
*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing
Deanme: *empties water bottle into the lake*
go, you’re free now
go, you’re free now
Jimmer Cork-BottleI learn something new every day that I didn't want to know.
Brosephine WiresGod will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.
DadpocalypsenowOh wow your wine glasses match? I didn’t realize I was talking a member of the Royal Family.
JonTherapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help
Me: I went to the park today
Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that
Me *opens coat* this duck
maveNo matter how tough your week was, at least you’re not the subject of a scathing diss track that ultimately compares you to a seasick crocodile