Pretty sure I just caught my cat masturbating
Dadpocalypsenow
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Twitter migrant, beaten down dad, like most music and movies I was cooler in the 90s, Boston sports and LFC, couch jeopardy champion, ice cream aficionado
Jake_VigThis is why you don’t move in until after closing.
BobI thought fantasy football would have more dragons and swords.
missy :unverified:After a 5 second reflection, my New Year’s Resolutions:
1. no more cutting my own bangs
2. vow to communicate exclusively thru gifs
3. unashamedly wear pj’s in public
5. only buy pants with stretchy waistbands
6. sign up for a 5k I will absolutely not run
7. learn how to count
Welp, time to take down the Halloween decorations.
fyi the grinch never hated christmas. he hated people. which … fair.
Candy ElliottWhen boxes arrive from Amazon I just tell my husband they're Christmas presents for him and he doesn't ask questions. I should probably buy him something soon.
2023 sounds like some futuristic science fiction Jetsons year but here we are still sitting in traffic like chumps
Just told the censors they can go to heck.
So, tell me less about yourself.