Dean

@deankarrier
1.2K Followers
400 Following
254 Posts
I'm Dean, but my friends call me “who invited you.”

thanks to @cookie_mumbles check me out here > 
https://justmytoots.com/deankarrier@mastodon.social
On Twitter: @dakarrier
On CounterSocial: @[email protected]
On Post.News/dakarrier

Here to #connect #laugh #fun #photography #memes #Australian #Sydney #twitterfriends
DeanMar 16, 2023
Who is hungry
DeanMar 16, 2023
Just cleaned my phone screen so hard I just came
DeanMar 14, 2023

What the actual fuck is going on!?

- my legs when walking for more than two minutes

DeanMar 11, 2023
Everyone knows the day doesn’t emotionally start until after the third cup of coffee
DeanFeb 23, 2023
Thanks AI
DeanFeb 6, 2023
Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾Feb 6, 2023

Thought Mom was lying when she told me her old Monkees lunch box is now worth $400.

And then I saw her face...

DeanFeb 5, 2023
FRO VOFeb 1, 2023

me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing

puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening

DeanFeb 5, 2023
Proof of life
DeanJan 19, 2023
Humidity makes my pubic hair frizzy
DeanJan 10, 2023
cap’n watsisnameJan 2, 2023
Just learned that people’s hair and nails keep growing even after they’re dead to me.