Dan Ports
Natasha 
🇪🇺🇮🇪It's a fair question
Filthy 🍄 
@FilthyShrooms
🦐 + 🍚 => Touché 😂
🦐 + 🍚 => Touché 😂
Les Orchard@Natasha_Jay just as long as soup doesn't microwave fish
Giles of the Jungle@lmorchard @Natasha_Jay Decades ago a colleague microwaved fish in the office for their lunch. It was so bad we almost had to evacuate the building, and the awful smell is buried in my nostrils to this day.
crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)@Natasha_Jay if shrimp can fry rice...
Serena is Proud 🏳️⚧️@Natasha_Jay I dunno, but apparently you can use Orangina to wash your dog.
poetaster@Natasha_Jay can fish open cans of soup?
Tim Hergert
bees and nature
Javensbukan
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@Natasha_Jay Yet another example of workers winning the age-old "what can we get past the bosses?" game.
Herr TurTur@Natasha_Jay
Tough job without fingers.
Tough job without fingers.
TeflonTrout 
he/himWe have stout lips
@TeflonTrout @Natasha_Jay
I guess i'd better watch my step, right?
(In fact the most important button is close to defunct and i need to knock it pretty hard each morning.
I guess i'd better watch my step, right?
(In fact the most important button is close to defunct and i need to knock it pretty hard each morning.
ow fuk u werbn't kibbing
Simon@Natasha_Jay no, because they don't have hands!
staringatclouds@Natasha_Jay profound
<undef>@Natasha_Jay "Everybody's a cook, but if you judge a fish by its ability to microwave soup, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Soupstein
The Witch of Crow Briar@Natasha_Jay always the deep philosophical questions 😂
Kofi Loves Efia 
@Natasha_Jay inquiring minds want to know
The Audacity of Nope@Natasha_Jay @ionchy but will they?
Sci Fi Brickyards 🚀@Natasha_Jay
Has anyone asked them if they really want to?
Has anyone asked them if they really want to?
C.I love these grocery-aisle delights. Thanks for sharing it 😆
Gabriel N@Natasha_Jay at the bottom of the ocean, fish see the unfulfilled promise, the treasure left behind by the shipwreck, and wonder.
Stumpy The Mutt@Natasha_Jay Can you tuna fish?
Urban Hermit@StumpyTheMutt @Natasha_Jay yes, but you need a tuna fork.
Pseudo Nym
Die Mad 🇨🇦@Natasha_Jay It looks like a summary of some job applications I have seen. “I can fish and microwave soup. I would be a great addition to you firm.”
fogelnet@Natasha_Jay teach a fish to microwave, he eats soup for life.
Sarah Gentile@Natasha_Jay this is a new philip K Dick novel, yes?
Eric G.@Natasha_Jay Yes, especially after a good bike ride.
Raj 🇬🇧🇪🇺💻🖥(🌻🇺🇦;🇵🇸)@Natasha_Jay So who's going to fund the study?
El Fotoliptófono 🐘@Natasha_Jay mmmm, schrodinger... Not , idk
Cardigans Of The Galaxy
muddle@Natasha_Jay microwave fish soup can
Renaigh☭@Natasha_Jay give a fish a microwave, they'll cook soup for a lifetime
(╯°□°）╯︵ snuoɹɥɔo@Natasha_Jay It's going to be difficult to take the hot bowl out of the microwa-ve with their lil' fins tho
earthlingFish prefer big waves.
Dr. Unabart 
@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs Chicken make a lousy house pet.
Bär Space@Natasha_Jay it's a bouillabasic question!
Brian Baresch@Natasha_Jay Can they tune a piano?
__Miguel_@Natasha_Jay Or a potentially odd recipe, too! 
SKC 🏳️🌈@Natasha_Jay no microwaving fish, they aren’t allowed to use it!
Norris Dale AC1LP@Natasha_Jay
Everybody's a genius until he's standing in front of somebody else's microwave.
#canfish
Everybody's a genius until he's standing in front of somebody else's microwave.
#canfish
Ryan Finnie@Natasha_Jay The often underappreciated sequel to Philip K Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Basmitharts@Natasha_Jay Not in this economy.
Yes. I was right here, you could have just asked
wakest ⁂@Natasha_Jay only as a form of suicide
kasperd
Stephan*
Taxo Rubio:wq@Natasha_Jay No, but a tin can
Ben Rosengart@Natasha_Jay @StaceyCornelius I regret not photographing the one in Brooklyn Heights that read
BABY NEEDS COSMETICS