Mother-in-law has a bunch of vise-grips she is trying to give away.
You make me think I can’t have too many vise-grips.
Joe walks down the aisle of a hardware store, and cover his ears before passing by the duct tape section.
— Hey handsome! Let’s go repair something together.
Croons a particularly large roll of tape.
The siren sounds of duct tape
Luring people in
Make them want to wrap stuff up
Leading to a life of sin
Strapping stuff together
With cloth, plastic, glue
It's all fine and dandy
You can even fix your shoe
It all seems to be working
No need for bolts or screws
Til you have a sudden failure
And your shoes you lose
Now I hear you can duct tape
Your broken bumper now
Still one day in the future
It'll still fall off, POW!
Their seductive rolls beckon
Fix everything thing with me
Alas another year in the sun
And it's broken again, see!