Mastodawn

Dev 4d ago

@secretasianman goose not valued :(

Dev 4d ago

@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “

@dev @secretasianman all my goose. unvalued : (

@dev @secretasianman betting on goose futures contracts when

@ricci @dev @secretasianman we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!

i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]

@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose

@ricci @lina @dev @secretasianman and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs

an egg saved is an egg for later

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman bit of an egg pincher, that one.

The Audacity of Nope 4d ago

@aud @lina @dev @ricci bigger than before

me walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman more like EGGSETS

cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now

something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...

when companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil

can we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman YES

I'd invent a golden egg into that

@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?

@ricci
@aud @dev @secretasianman

but like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing

@lina @ricci @dev @secretasianman we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.

but all my kandi is uranium glass!

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman awwww yeah, PLUTONIUM RAVE TIME AT THE OLD POWER PLANT!

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman down at the ol' atom mill

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman megaton dynamite rave, if you will

Giflian 4d ago

@lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman battledecks (aka PowerPoint Karaoke) could be the format of the lightning talks

Deborah Preuss, pcc 4d ago

@lina @beandreams @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman ooh, like, a whole conference that's PowerPoint Karaoke?

Sarah dreams of beans 4d ago

@deborahh @lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman Years ago a local improv group put on a night of "Fred Talks" where the speakers had never seen their slide decks before. A hoot. They wrote custom silly decks for each other but it would be amazing to instead pull ridiculous decks from online