Mastodawn

Dev 4d ago

@secretasianman goose not valued :(

Dev 4d ago

@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “

@dev @secretasianman betting on goose futures contracts when

:: Asta ::4d ago

@ricci @dev @secretasianman we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!

i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]

@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose

:: Asta ::4d ago

@ricci @lina @dev @secretasianman and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs

an egg saved is an egg for later

me walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"

:: Asta ::4d ago

@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman more like EGGSETS

cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now

something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...

when companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil

can we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters