I’m watching hook (1991) and is it just me, or is it very reasonable to have a fear of ticking clocks that might indicate a crocodile who ate your hand is around

WHO abandoned sunflower seeds for chocolate :angry_bird:

🌈 over caffeinated 🌈

Why is this plane colored like my grocery bag

I cut 3 identical nectarines (in color and size on the outside) and watched the magic unfold #StoneFruitSummer

List fails typecheck

I was looking over my downloaded Twitter archive, it was a different time, sigh